How to Sneak a Claymore Onto a Flight

Well, this is embarrasing. In addition to patting down harmless old ladies and small children in the name of security, the TSA is also really good at letting Claymore antipersonnel mines through its screenings. Yup, TSA agents at Newark International Airport in New Jersey stopped an employee of the Army’s Picatinny Arsenal with two inert Claymores in her carry-on baggage (well done, TSA) but they failed to detect a third mine that was being loaded into the plane’s hold inside her checked bags (doh!).

A: What was she thinking even trying to bring these aboard an airplane

B: Thank God these were inert mines and not real explosives.

This reminds me of an experience I had at Oakland International years ago (actually, it was the day the TSA freaked out about liquids aboard flights) where a TSA agent found an antique letter opener that I had accidentally put in my carry-on bag and, after touching the sharp-enough-to-kill-someone tip of the four to five-inch blade, put it back in my bag and told me to have a nice flight! Now, I’m very glad I got to keep the letter opener that my deceased father had left to me, but think about it; if I was some kind of terrorist or just a garden variety psycho, I could have easily stabbed someone aboard with it. Sigh.


  • Noha307

    She was thinking that she was going to stop any terrorists from hijacking the plane. DUH!

  • Mannie

    To make matters worse, they still have not captured the unscreened baby.

  • She obviously values her own personal space. Myself, I make do with putting the armrest down.

  • Nick

    It’s called security theater for a reason

  • Ryan

    I think the most recent attacks have made us focus too much on the passenger carrying the bomb/weapon, and as a result we have become lax in our checking of baggage. I’m sure the terrorists will still settle for blowing a plane up if they see it is too difficult to take one over.

  • Ryan

    In a follow up thought, why the f*** wouldn’t you ship those to your training seminar? Training and inert weapons are shipped by mail everyday.

    This lady needs to find a new line of work.

  • jsallison

    If they were inert than who bloody cares? Alright, that’s it. My next flight I’m packing a drawing of a stick of dynamite. Note that there will be no drawings of fuses, blasting caps or detonators. Wouldn’t want to pack anything dangerous, now, would we? I blame universal suffrage.

  • jet-lagged

    Theater? Whenever TSA comes to mind, I remember that they took away my wife’s fingernail clipper at secuity in Oakland, and she had to replace them, which she did by buying another, almost identical clipper INSIDE the secure area in Oakland. As soon as TSA set up shop, I thought up a bunch of ways to conceil explosives via children, pets, wives (after all, wives are pets where many of our enemies live, and they come in multiples, too), and none of them would have been detected prior to the arrival of full body scanners. In the years since, most of the ways that I thought about have trickled into the press.

    As someone who was “interviewed” by the Israelis at Ben Gurion for over an hour the first time I flew out of there, I appreciate the gap between theater and security.

  • Lance

    Got to love Claymores!!!

  • Ems

    got’a wonder if she has done this before ?

  • Vaporhead

    It’s just a matter of time before you will be harassed by the TSA and their thugs at train stations, bus stops, malls, etc. The American people (no offense) are a few fries short of a Happy Meal to figure out what the Government is doing. And that is take away your Constitutional Rights in order to make you “feel safe.” WAKE UP AMERICA! And don’t think I’m some conspiracy theorist either, because I’m not. I’m an American who is afraid of what the future holds for my children.

  • Jim

    On a trip to Reno, NV a couple of years ago, after we had gotten off the airplane, and were standing outside the terminal waiting for our bus; another passenger who had sat near us on the plane; was grousing about not having a lighter as he wanted a smoke badly. My Wife, opened her purse and pulled out FIVE lighters and asked him to pick one. He asked where she had gotten them, and her reply was “I had them in my purse, and no-one ever asked about them”.

  • Tribulationtime

    No comment

  • trainersniffer

    I was checked into a flight at McCarran in Vegas.

    Being disabled, I get wheeled around airports, as I don’t walk too well. somehow one of the TSA agents missed the Kershaw Blur Tanto in my bag, I only found it when I was waiting for a connection in Charlotte and it was in one of the pockets of my carry-on.


    • blight_

      In any case, I suspect TSA is moving towards an El Al style profiling system to gauge risk, to transition from Random Hilariuous Search.

  • This is the end result of typical Democrat thinking.
    9/11 happens.
    Do they pass laws tightening up airport security? Hire more regulators to test airport security?
    No, the nationalize airport security and hire thousands more federal employees.
    Now something like this happens and instead of “reviewing over site policy and laws” like they would if it was in private hands, now the Federal government is directly responsible and they have to spin it and make excuses.
    Now a Federal Agency is directly responsible for the failure. Think they will fire anyone? :)
    All the money spent; federal pensions; federal benefits for all these people and where are we?
    Getting our tweezers confiscated…..and a claymore passing through….

    • TMB

      Democrat thinking? Who was president when the TSA and DHS were created?

  • Clifton B. Sommer

    They confiscated my P-38 (small can opener that will fit on dog tag or key chains), saying it was an “edged weapon”?!

    • passingby

      wait till you see the US version of Geheime Staatspolizei

  • An acquaintance of mine is a pilot for a small airline. During the whole liquids on planes scare he was walking though the security checkpoint with a thermos of soup. The TSA screener tells him he can’t take that on the plane due to the threat of bombs. My pilot friend replies: “You realize I’m the pilot, I don’t need a bomb, I could just crash the plane.”

    • coolhand77

      lucky they didn’t “detain” him right there…

    • tiger

      I still remember the day I got Dolly Parton at the Metal detector in a denim jumpsuit at PHL. Good day to be the magic wand guy. Most men have never got the close to the chest puppies. Looked, did not tuch… :-)

  • c-dog

    Can anybody say B___S___

    wonder if this will make it through!!!!!!!!!!

    • ray

      b s

  • I like reading blogs about Liquids on planes. You did really good work on here. I’ll bookmark your site. Thanks, Stefan.

  • Ans all these people soing these things wonder why the prices of flights go up if it aint fuel then security..

    • Well ! After all the expense of the security The airlines only made 2 million !!!! (profit) The steel balls should have been picked up by the scan !! HELLO !!!

  • larry a. kruse

    I don’t usually carry claymores around but I do have a few gun steel ball point pens. Well 24 to be exact. And a cool little vest with a pen pocket for each one. The last time I flew out of Baltimore they (TSA) complained about the 12″ braided lanyard I have on my keys so I can get them out of my pocket with winter or biker gloves on. They did not have anything to say to the gentleman in front of me with 4 ball point pens in his pocket. Well I can take a hint. While my key chain might be used as a whip the heavy duty gun steel tactical ball point pens are just fine. I feel comforted when I fly knowing that well trained TSA monkeys have carefully screened and evaluated myself and fellow passengers.

  • Dave Bush

    As a pilot in uniform for a major American airline, I had a TSA screener try to confiscate my uniform belt “because I could use it as a weapon to strangle someone.” Rather than try to explain how foolish that was, I waived to the State Trooper who was stationed nearby and asked him to give us his opinion on her observation. He replied, “These pilots are pretty good, but I don’t think even they can fly the airplane, and strangle someone while they are holding their pants up.”

  • Locaber

    TSA total waste of Air and Money

  • Murph KT

    Just think of what a live on is made of 1000 little pieces of steel placed on top of 1 pound or so of C4. Just wanna make you strap 5 on and go jump out of a perfectly good airplane at 12-42 000 ft. We would place them in ambushes in bases of trees using connecting fields of fire. No problem when you 17, but a problem when you near 50.

    Thought if the avg us family is have 1.5 children not 4 from the 60’s and it used to be only young men went off to war, now female infantry, all we are left with is the .5 when our young man and woman go off to war. Can a .5 reproduce, can a .5 help an aging population that had 6-10 children. This is what takes a super power to a 2nd world nation status to be invaded, dragged to it knees to follow not lead in a global government UN

  • kevin

    Well we’ve definitely arrived in the 21st century and TSA is such the perfect example of we don’t even know what we don’t know. My God! After all the glorious things that we and our honorable ancestors have fought and died for, how did we arrive to such an incompetent state of not even knowing what we stand for or how to protect ourselves from something that we now fail to even recognize? Get on with your big self TSA!!

  • K Hug

    I trained Soldier’s on Claymore mines, deployed them and done inventory on all components for Infantry units in perimeter security for 13 years. I don’t care how this female tried to cover up her transport of inert Claymore mines for a “seminar” through a TSA Checkpoint. Army Training NCO ‘S and others in military branches train our own Soldier’s to deploy Claymore mines. We don’t use old ladies to do our training. Who gives a s__t where she said she worked, at a minimum, there should have been paperwork/orders/ID, to store or transport those items. They should not even be mailed…cause it is not difficult to go from inert to the real thing, given a mod or two. Where was ATF agents during this detention at this international airport?