Tricycle of Death
This is truly the mother of all scoops. After months of clandestine meetings, Freedom of Information Act requests, and classified military computer hacks, Murdoc has finally discovered the wonder weapon that is guaranteed to turn the tide in Iraq. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Urban Combat Patrol Tricycle!

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uh huh. likely released now to time in with latest "were going broke!" Pentagon complaints; as being exemplary of pending drastic cost reductions.
Posted by: 出会い at August 7, 2008 08:49 PM