Pimp My Tank!
Here’s one to read over a morning cup of Joe…
When you absolutely, positively must crash that party you weren’t invited to, here’s your ride.
It’s sophisticated, yet rugged.
The white color scheme and United Nations logo stenciled on the side says “I’m willing to be reasonable about this. Someone must have forgotten to put me on the guest list.” But the smooth-bore 120 jutting from the turret says: “Though, if you’re not going to let me in, we’re gonna have a problem.”
Comfortable Corinthian leather bench seats that can accommodate all your scantily-clad groupies - and thick glass portals to keep the paparazzi at bay.
Oh, and did we forget the beverage cooler and milspec champagne bottle rack?
So when the pansies in Hollywood try to block your entrance to their post-production party in the Hills with their girlie-man Prius hybrids, just put this chick magnet in gear and drive right the hell over them.
(Gouge: CM)
-- Christian
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Only an idiot would have mistaken that thing for a tank!! An apc, ok-most likely something that the Frogs have designed and built-champagne???? Good luck with that going against something big and bad! Abrahms? T-80?
Posted by: zeff at August 9, 2007 06:12 PM